1.Up
I'll fuck you up, fuck your sweet daughter in the butt-
Smash your son's head on a rock-
And feed your wife my cock!
I'll fuck you up, fuck your other daghter's tight twat-
Feed your son to a shark-
And call your wife a slut!
I'LL FUCK YOU UP!!!
(up, up -- up, up -- up, up -- up, up-up)
I'LL FUCK YOU UP!!!
(up, up -- up, up -- up, up -- up, up-up)
I'll FUCK you up...
You lookin' at me like you got beef.
You wanna fight with me, I'll rip out all your teeth!
Your little preppy british boy can't run at all,
But he'll have to, 'cuz I can do a wolf call.
Pretty soon all he'll be seein is red.
He'll wish i'was a dream and he was in bed
Too bad he's not, 'cuz now he's dead;
Next I'm goin' after her head.
“Please don't kill me,” your little girl screams
As her body rips at the horizontal seams
You never thought this would happen at ten
An' after this, she goes in the bear ben.
You lose track as the bear engulfs her,
His thick fur and skin act as a nat'ral muffler.
You'll never again see her pretty face,
Dressed up in lace,
I'll be haunting your dreams in her place!
Next I'll start defiling your wife
She looks better with clothes on, but she's still pretty nice
“Say something” I order with vicious intent.
“I love the british accent that you present.”
“The police are going to catch you, you'll go to jail.
Whatever your plan to get away, is gonna fail.”
Fuck it, I plop som C4 of her chest
Tell you “She was good, but not the best.”
Stand back and flick the detonator,
That'll teach the bitch to be a fucking hater.
The only ones left are you and your daughter.
I plan to make this a full 5-man slaughter.
Reveal some scissors, and cut off her tits
Slip out the fat, feed it to her in fists.
I go for the fur, givin' her a haicut.
Shove the hair up her ass, and then sew it shut.
Roll the sweet girl off a cliff,
You ain't never seen anyone act cold-hearted like this.
Now it's time to get away from the flora and fauna
I'll take you to the city, and treat you to a sauna.
Toss you in the chamber, what, don't you like the steam？
Prefer something hotter？ Here, take some gasoline.
Open the door so I can toss in a match!
Afterwards I shut the gate, and close up the latch.
I watch as your body gets incinerated.
Your skin slips off, your blood pressure unregulated.
Let you out just in time to save your life.
Lay you on the floor, and cut your face twice.
Castration is the next action in order,
Even though your son was only twelve, your dick is shorter!
Start to use your scrotum to patch up you wounds
Bring you to the baker and turn you to macaroons.
Dine that night on your sweet flesh,
I wonder who I'll kill next？
2.The Rock Lawyer Combo
In this song I'll explain to you
The story of the Rock Lawyer Combo.
You may have never heard of them, they were popular in my time
though
Well, if you don't want to listen, then turn off the song.
But if you know the lyrics, come, sing along.
At twelve years old, Johnny learned to play guitar
At heart, the boy was a natural born rock-star.
His best friend Dave preferred to stick to books
During adolescence, his habits got him dirty looks.
Johnny got the cheerleaders, but Dave still got to cheer,
Because even though he was a loser, Johnny still was near.
After high school, Dave went to Harvard Law
But Johnny didn't have time; he was a rock-star
HE WAS THE
Rock Star – the more attractive of the two
HE WAS THE
Lawyer – undeniably more intelligent than any of you
THEY WERE THE
Rock and Lawyer combo – convincing jurors to see through the
defense like a window
THEY WERE THE
Rock and Lawyer combo – hard rocking with legal lingo
One day Johnny was arrested for possession
Dave didn't quite realize how big a mess he was in
With no rock accompaniment, his defence would be boring
He thought that even the judge would be snoring
Dave went into the courthouse without a shred of hope
He could never save Johnny from the mounds of dope
In a case with no front wheels, Dave still had to steer,
But Johnny was sent to prison for forty years.
HE WAS THE
Rock Star – the more imprisoned of the two
HE WAS THE
Lawyer – undeniably more abandoned any of you
THEY WERE THE
Rock and Lawyer combo – Not together anymore, separated by bars
THEY WERE THE
Rock and Lawyer combo – Was it prison？ Well, it felt like it
could have been Mars
NOOOOOOOOO!
DAMN YOU DAVE!
(hey, shut and bend over)
NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm sorry Johnny! Don't let it end like this!
They let Dave visit the lunchroom one day
He gave Johnny his guitar and said “let's show 'em what we say”
They pulled out an amp, and played one last show
The music was so good, they let Johnny go home.
The Rock Lawyer Combo was together again
Johnny's release was front-page news and on C-SPAN
They released on CD the inside-of-jail concert
And all of the Rock Lawyer Combo haters did convert
HE WAS THE
Rock Star – the more attractive of the two
HE WAS THE
Lawyer – undeniably more intelligent than any of you
THEY WERE THE
Rock and Lawyer combo – convincing jurors to see through the
defense like a window
THEY WERE THE
Rock and Lawyer combo – hard rocking with legal lingo
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